1. The signs thoughts:

    titania522:

    Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

    Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

    Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

    Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

    Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.

    Virgo: You’re all uncultured…

    Scorpio as well.

    Reblogged from: youarebeingridiculous
  2. lokithedemi-god:

akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is freaking Thor
 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
"TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR”
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee 
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”
“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”
“Oh my god, dad…”
“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”
“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”
And then Tom (Loki) Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”
“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”
“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”
“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”
“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”
“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”
“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”
“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”
“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”
“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”
“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”
“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”
“Dad…”
“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”
“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his  smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
#he never calls her back




And there will be that one guy.
He won’t run or never call again.
He’ll sit there and play along.
“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”
It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.




THIS IS WORD MAGIC.

    lokithedemi-god:

    akittensblog:

    hannawolfcross:

    theghostparty:

    pondermoofin:

    vaniirox:

    #i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is freaking Thor

     #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

    But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

    "TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

    I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

    WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

    IF HE BE WORTHY

    SHALL POSSESS

    THE BLESSING OF THOR”

    and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

    I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

    #ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

    Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

    And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

    “I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

    “Oh my god, dad…”

    “HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

    “Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

    And then Tom (Loki) Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

    “Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

    “WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

    “Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

    “I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

    “UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

    “BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

    “No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

    “Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

    “UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

    “Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

    “YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

    “Dad…”

    “WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

    “Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

    #And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his  smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

    #he never calls her back

    image

    And there will be that one guy.

    He won’t run or never call again.

    He’ll sit there and play along.

    “I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

    It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.

    THIS IS WORD MAGIC.

    Reblogged from: purelyjoshifer
  3. sn0w72897:

    calamity-cain:

    geekishchic:

    This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

    this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

    I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

    Sibling relationship FTW.

    Reblogged from: purelyjoshifer
  4. http://hundredlifetimes.tumblr.com/post/95055387801/thepageofhopes-antisjwyellowfang-just-your

    thepageofhopes:

    antisjwyellowfang:

    Just your daily reminders:

    • Racists are a problem
    • White people are not
    • Homophobes are a problem
    • Straight people are not
    • Transphobes are a problem
    • Cis people are not
    • Sexists are a problem
    • Men are not

    And most importantly,

    • Hating an…

    PREACH!

    Reblogged from: hundredlifetimes
  5. Talking to Someone About their Mental Health Problem

    onlinecounsellingcollege:

    1. Take the lead: If you know someone has been unwell, don’t be afraid to ask how they are. They might want to talk about it, they might not. But just letting them know they don’t have to avoid the issue with you is important.

    2. Avoid clichés: Phrases like ‘Cheer…

    I can attest to this.

    Reblogged from: disintegratedsanity
  6. Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.

    When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example.
    Brian Lord.org (via tariella)

    Wow. Such an amazing man.

    Reblogged from: girlwiththeflowers
  7. A post after my own heart.

    Reblogged from: a-cali-dream
  8. frozen-void:

    supernaturally-marvelous:

    friendly reminder that this man is that man

    image

    I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

    Chris Pratt, you’re my hero.

    Reblogged from: purelyjoshifer
  9. this-is-an-open-letter:

    Jimmy Fallon paying tribute to Robin Williams

    We, like all of you were shaken up a bit last night when we learned that genius comedian and actor Robin Williams passed away. He was one in a kind. He was one in a million. He was unbelievable. If you don’t know his stand-up then you should YouTube it right now and watch it. He was amazing. He was funny and he was fast. He would weave in and out of characters and get Shakespearean. It was incredible.”

    Jimmy then proceeded to do his best Robin impersonation, and concluded his tribute by standing on his desk and playing out a key scene in Dead Poets Society.

    Oh captain, my captain, you will be missed.”

    Oh captain, my captain. A tear for every happy thought.

    Reblogged from: fallontonight
  10. transbear:

    horrorpeach:

    crankyskirt:

    IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

    https://www.imalive.org/

    Holy shit this is brilliant

    AMAZING. BOOST IT.

    Please share this. It could help someone in need.

    Reblogged from: purelyjoshifer
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